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Sir William Joseph Lordship King Esq. IV
Email: martyking.william@gmail.com
Cell: 801-228-7883
Mailing Address: 140 N 200 E Springville, UT 84663
Other: Send a magpie with your letter on the night of the darkest moon, when the frogs croak their loudest, telling the magpie "Craig needs more Oreos, buy a raincoat." You must flap your arms while not blinking until the magpie is out of vision. Expect a reply within 40 hours.

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